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Dear CasinoDaddy 
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants with George Bush and Stephen Harper and i saw you sit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on only by the garbage man. I'm returning your toe ring andyour old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep the picture of you with a mustache drawn on it and your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Kiss my butt, love always and go drown yourself,
Dax / Sygzy
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Dear gurobaka ,                            
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when that night you picked your nose at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my corned beef hash.I'm sure you're open enough to understand that we're related. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I love Oprah.
Warm tingly sensations,
Cassius
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I've been drawing since I was three. Don't worry, I've improved drastically since then. I don't know if I'll put pictures up often, but if I do I will only use the good ones.
EDIT: Changed my mind. I'll put garbage here, too.
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I skipped class today by going on a field trip that I did not have a permission slip for. We sang karaoke and got iced coffee at Starbucks, so I think I made the right choice.
Mark Twain's ''The Lowest Animal'' [Sketch Dump]
This was definitely my favorite English class assignment. Sorry for the poor lighting.
These will probably make a lot more sense with the text, so here you go.
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Dear Pangerfly ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the Elton John concert and I saw you pour syrup on my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results on that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet donkey and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Go drown yourself and best of luck on the sex change,
Josh, your one true god

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Dear (choose a random person) ,                             
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)



1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear


3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper


4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Blue - Knock out
Black - Hit on
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over


5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadians' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My cat
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner


6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
Hannibal - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed
House - Sterile


7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Mixed Emotions – That we're related
Other - That your driving sucks 


8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails


9) The first letter of your first or last name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies 
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks 
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet donkey
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you


11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose


12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Ireland – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
  • Listening to: The Drawfee Channel
  • Reading: God is Dead
Snatched this goodie from CasinoDaddy 
1. What is your middle name?
David.

2. How old are you? 
This old.

3. What is your birthday? 
A Tuesday.

4. What is your zodiac sign? 
Scorpio.

5. What is your favorite color? 
Purple!

6. What’s your lucky number?
26? It doubles as super unlucky and terrible and an overall, for lack of a better term, bad omen.

7. Do you have any pets? 
Yes. My fat dog fat, Lacey.

8. Where are you from? 
From here.

9. How tall are you? 
Around 6'3".

10. What shoe size are you? 
13.

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 
Seven, meaning not enough.

12. What was your last dream about? 
I got married to my crush at Moe's, I missed my train to Hogwarts, and my fridge broke.

13. What talents do you have? 
I put off more electrons than I'm supposed to, so I can power a remote control car. At least, I used to be able to. I don't about now.

14. Are you psychic in any way? 
Does it count if it runs in the family?

15. Favorite song? 
Can't pick.

16. Favorite movie? 
The Truman Show. Probably.

17. Who would be your ideal partner?
Someone creative, talented, smart and funny.

18. Do you want children?
YES I WANT TO BE A REAL DAD

19. Do you want a church wedding?
It's not a must-have, but sure, that could be beautiful.

20. Are you religious? 
Yep.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 
Oh, darling, I could tell you stories.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 
Not yet.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 
Not officially, unless being featured in a few jacksfilms videos counts.

24. Baths or showers? 
Both. At the same time. So I can pretend I'm in a sinking submarine.

25. What color socks are you wearing? 
They're gray, teal, and purple.

26. Have you ever been famous? 
It wasn't so much fame and more of a cult following. And then a literal cult following. :\

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
Absolutely.

28. What type of music do you like? 
Classical, hip-hop, lo-fi, electro swing, jazz, operatic, and a few others that I can't think of right now.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
No.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 
... Five.

31. What position do you usually sleep in? 
The "sprawled out awkwardly as if I'm trying to be on a magazine cover" position.

32. How big is your house?
It's a trailer, so it's small.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
A bottle of water and a granola bar.

34. Have you ever fired a gun? 
Nope.

35. Have you ever tried archery? 
Yes and I hated it.

36. Favorite clean word?
Love?

37. Favorite swear word? 
I don't have one.

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 
Nineteen hours, I think?

39. Do you have any scars? 
See 21.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
A few, yeah. Didn't find out until it was too late.

41. Are you a good liar?
Few people have found me out yet, so I guess so.

42. Are you a good judge of character? 
Not really.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 
A few, but they need some work.

44. Do you have a strong accent? 
I don't think so?

45. What is your favorite accent? 
I don't have one- OH HECKS, A MOTH JUST FLEW INTO MY BEARD WHERE DO THESE INSECTS KEEP COMING FROM

46. What is your personality type? 
ESFP
Not that it matters. The Myers-Briggs Test is bogus anyway.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 
No idea.

48. Can you curl your tongue? 
Yes.

49. Are you an innie or an outie? 
I'm an artificial innie.

50. Left or right handed?
My handedness is right sided as my parents' political views.
  • Listening to: The Drawfee Channel
  • Reading: God is Dead
Daphiniel's Butt
"I am an angel of the Lord. You can tell because of my gorgeous ox thighs."

I've drawn cherubim plenty of times, but never from the back view. This seemed like the best way to fix that issue. Also, I decided to not draw his clothes for once because 1. it gave me a chance to get more details in, and 2. I still haven't really decided what his armor looks like, or if he always has to wear armor.
It was nice to finally get back into realistic (to an extent) anatomy design.

Daphiniel © Me
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pastxlfxcker Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
young man
there are leaves on the ground
i said
young man
eat a leaf off the ground
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Lord-Manedor Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2017  Student General Artist
Young man.
Your gender is unclear.
I said young ma'am.
I do believe you're queer.
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pastxlfxcker Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
young man
I am a maam
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im definitely a maam
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Lord-Manedor Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2017  Student General Artist
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AskTHEHACKER Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Hello, child.

I am THE_HACKER.

You may ask me anything. But read the rules. There is a comment on my profile that I wish for you to respond too. It's so can keep track on the questions.

Until then, little one~

((Also, it's meh, Aufor.))
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Lord-Manedor Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2017  Student General Artist
Nah.
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AskTHEHACKER Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Alright then child....
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CasinoDaddy Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Lord-Manedor Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2017  Student General Artist
Heyo.
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